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on a four-game streak

in Voliere & Einrichtung 13.06.2019 05:27
von chenyan94 | 117 Beiträge

The 5-2-1 Steelers Rod Woodson Jersey , on a four-game streak, return home with a long-lost RB in tow in street clothes to take on a dangerous and complete team from the NFC South. Will they measure up and continue the roll that they started in October? Who will get booed more Jordan Berry, Artie Burns or serial kneeler Eric Reid? Can they sequester the law firm of Newton, McCaffrey and Olsen? Will The Steeler kicker ever be perfect on extra points again?With these storylines, and more, I’ve compiled a list of predictions (some basic, and some utterly idiotic) to look for in this Week 10 contest:At least one confused, Steeler rookie wonders aloud, “Didn’t we already play Carolina on a Thursday Night this year?”.Le’Veon Bell rushes for 212 yards and four touchdowns against Carolina. But that comes while playing Madden.Mike Tomlin, unable to top the “volunteers not hostages” blast, refuses to paint Bell’s possible return with a broad brush leaving media-types and Steeler Nation befuddled.James Washington gets four catches.James Conner rushes for 100+ for the fifth consecutive game and reaches the end zone twice.At halftime, No. 26 performs his new rap single, “Nobody’s Hostage” to an astounded group of Pittsburgh Pierogie House employees outside of Section 426.With a plethora of time on his hands, Artie Burns is one of those said Pierogie House staffers enjoying the musical stylings of Juice.Sean Davis...Pick Six.T.J. Watt and Alvin Dupree are the only Steelers to get to Cam Newton.Vance McDonald stiff arms Eric Reid into oblivion. A 90-year old veteran their for the Salute to Service celebration rushes the field to chest bump Vanimal.To commemorate the 46th anniversary of the debut of HBO, JuJu Smith-Schuster rejoices a touchdown by charging fans $14.99 to do the same end zone celebration over and over and over again.Cam Newton does his “Superman” celebration as he Greg Olsen and Christian McCaffrey seem to prove to be too much for the Steeler defense, but Big Ben and AB thrive in a 38-33 victory....Will any of this actually happen? I’ll bet at least one or two. Heck, maybe every one of them. Be sure to post your predictions — basic or bizarre — below. I love the Super Bowl more than Rams fans love leaving a good game in the third quarter— more than Bill Belichick loves to suck the air out of a room at a press conference and more than Gronk gets way too excited about doing math.It's a national holiday for me. I love old highlights, Roman numerals (You sucked 2016 for their elimination), somebody going to Disney World and the trophy procession at the end. At my count (42), I’ve been mentally cognizant of every Super Bowl since Dallas crushed the orange out of Denver in Super Bowl XII. For every Bradshaw bomb Mike Wagner Jersey , Montana rally, Manning miracle, Brady drive and Emmitt Smith scamper, I could tell you tales of Jack Squirek’s pick-six, Tim Krumrie’s ankle, Eugene Robinson’s hooker, David Tyree’s helmet-hallelujah, Timmy Smith’s big day and The Philly SoecialYesiree, the Super Bowl is my special day. But, like everything that’s awesome, there are things which ruin my bliss. Back in the nineties, I knew a serial clubber. This woman knew nightclubs like Antonio Cromartie knows paternity suits, but she stayed home on New Year’s Eve because she called it “amateur night”. To me, that’s what the Super Bowl has become. The people that never watch a down of football invade gatherings that reduce Super Bowl fever to a touchdown tummy-ache, and that’s what sucks the summer out of my sausage.With this in mind, I've compiled a list of things that I hate about the greatest day of my year.CommercialsIt’s not the actual advertisements that I abhor—I actually enjoy some of them. Plus, the fact that morons shell out more than $5 million for a 30-second comedy bit is pretty amazing. But if there’s one boner that bothers me more than sand in a condom, it’s those "I only watch it for the commercials” people. If that’s you, and you’ve ever said that in your lifetime, you need to grab a bucket of wings and apologize to the fan to whom you said it. It's as offensive as a thong at a funeral. I’ll say it again...OFFENSIVE!Plus my dad and my friend Darrin actually critique the advertisements like they’re actually on the Clio committe. Then there are the media outlets that These guys are playing their hearts out for a championship Rocky Bleier Jersey , and there are people that want to absorb every throw, catch and tackle. To diminish that by saying you don't care about the game is disheartening. Even if it's true, please keep it to yourself.Media DayPhoto by Kevin C. Cox/Getty ImagesIdiots from other countries and media outlets asking the most absurd questions or dredging up unnecessary or imaginary controversy to advance their careers truly grates on me. I cringe when I hear some of these queries and feel the pain of the players who have to put up with it. A woman reporter asked Rob Gronkowski to spike her purse. Then there's the player who says something absurd — Jeramy Stevens in 2006, for example — just to hijack publicity. Then there’s Gronk who wore a sombrero and explained lewd math with a female reporter. To quote Leah Remini in Old SchoolUncoordinated food at Super Bowl partiesIf you’re going to a Super Bowl party, find out what other people are bringing. We don't need four crock pots of Li’l Smokies, or some weird dip that Guy Fieri dreamed up on a coke binge. Also, buying a bag of Tostitos and tossing it on the counter is unimaginable and shows little respect for the game. Healthy Choices at a Super BowlFor the love of Casey Hampton, Stop it!! Tofurkey and three-bean salads have no place on my pigskin table. I know my colon needs cleansing, but let's talk about that later. It’s the Super Bowl, you need a seven layer dip that will help clear out the room at the night’s end.DogsI love dogs. There’s nothing like the companionship of a furry buddy—and I'm not talking about your sister-in-law with the moustache, or your neighbor that really needs to shave his back. But whoever decided it's okay to not only televise a dog show on Thanksgiving, but this the most sacred sports day of the year should be spayed and neutered themselves.Also, what the freak is the Puppy Bowl? Somebody please explain this one to me. The idea of a schnauzer throwing a pick-six, or a Pomeranian punting inside the 20 is, to quote Wallace Shawn from The Princess Bride, ”Inconceivable!”. If I want to watch anything doggy style...I’ll put on some old school MTV and watch me some “Gin and Juice”.Extended Halftime and the subsequent entertainment that followsPhoto by Brian Bahr/Getty ImagesI hate to badmouth the Super Bowl that allowed me to actually see Janet Jackson like never before, a bizarre Indian Jones stunt show and Katie Perry’s terribly-uncoordinated “Left Shark”, but this is becoming crappy. Whether it's the outrageously geriatric Who or Rolling Stones making me do nothing but curse the depressing effect of Father Time on once-cool bad-asses, or Beyonc茅 attempting to make a political statement, it runs far too long and numbs my brain. This year has become even more political with Maroon 5 Joe Gilliam Jersey , Travis Scott and Big Boi being criticized for agreeing to perform. For the love of John Facenda and everything that’s holy, can we please bring back Up With People?The person who never watches sports but complains that athletes get paid too muchI know we should be paying teachers better, helping to feed the homeless instead of paying Michael Brockers $11,083,333 per year. I get it. But I can't control the spending habits of Robert Kraft, Stan Kroenke and company, and frankly, I don't want to discuss it during the game. When the Red Zone’s a rockin’, don’t come a squawkin’.Talking about real lifeBuddy...I’m sorry that Uncle Stan lost his spleen, your wife left you for the barista at Starbucks with the man-bun and that Jim from Accounting just stole your promotion That really sucks. But can we not bring up when Todd Gurley is in the open field? Real life sucks sometimes and I know we don’t see one another that often, but Ndamukong Suh just ripped out somebody’s larynx. We can instagram, tweet or do lunch...let’s just not sap my will to live. Tom Brady is slated to do that in just a few hours. Also, I should probably mention the Cliff Clavin in the room that brings up little-known facts and stupid bits of trivia that nobody cares about. But I’m that guy and I’m really trying to get that under control.When somebody puts their kid’s name on a gambling square...and the kid winsI’m usually the guy pushing the squares and I get where that could be annoying sometimes. But nothing helps a one-sided game more than hoping Gostkowski misses an extra-point so you can win back some frog-skins. Still, there’s always that couple who puts little Cody’s name on a square and that little ‘effer’ wins three quarters in a row, while you go home to heat up some Ramen for your work Thermos.The MVP getting a carLook, I’m not even sure if this is still a thing and I know I just bashed amateurs that complain about player salaries. But watching an athlete win a car and having to fake his gratitude for a car he doesn't want or need, while the president of the car manufacturer undeservingly is standing on the podium sporting the grin of the Joker and a clammy handshake...really stinks — especially when you have to sign the cross and pray that your Ford Festiva will actually make the three-mile trek home without stranding you on Skid Row.Interviewing the losing coachThis is almost as painful to watch as Robert Kraft claiming Patriot persecution and passive-aggressively bashing the suddenly petrified and ass-kissing Robert Goodell. The guy just had his heart ripped out. Give him some time. The answers will be more genuine in la ma帽ana....So take my advice and avoid these situations and people. That way you have a fighting chance to enjoy the game.

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